Pretend you’re not human

I’m sat in Five Guys. I like Five Guys. It smells good and the food is more than enough to fill you up. I’m in Norwich. I love people watching, especially the people who think they’re better than everyone else. I don’t know what happened when I had my strange moment of realisation. I can’t help but laugh at people when I see how ridiculous they’re being. The human race is silly and is amusing if you just take a step back, pretend you’re not part of it and distance yourself from it.

Going shopping is hilarious.